Trials of a Dish Soap Salesman

You are a door-to-door salesman in Brooklyn.

Your journey as a dish soap salesman is filled with trials and tribulations, least of all the fact that your wear is currently held together by just One Button.

You can't have your slacks falling down in front of your customers, that'd be bad for business after all!

You also happen to have a very stretchable arm, you have no clue why.

Make the sales.

(Best played with a regular, non-laptop mouse)

This is an infinite runner game where you must avoid obstacles and interact with things by stretching your arm and grabbing. Your objective is to make sales for Little John's Dish Soap by convincing customers to buy the product. Making sales happens by you simply travelling far enough to reach each potential customer's home where you must then create a convincing sales phrase out of the words provided. After a handful of sales you get to visit a Tailor Stand to purchase upgrades with your hard-earned cash to make your run last longer.

Grab lampposts and trees to pull yourself away from obstacles, grab your button to tighten it back into place to prevent it from coming off, grab words to speak them, grab everything!!!

                                                   ^a lot of things

This game is really really hard at times. Expect to fail horribly on your first couple runs.

Highest known score: 5635 points by lolmaster146

he could've kept going longer, but he gave in to mental fatigue.

Credits:

Alex "Trodgy" Benson - Programming, game creation, design, "voice acting".

Daisy Plumb - Design, visual artwork.

Kyle Bland - Design, visual artwork.